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1. Order your meal and then when the waiter disappears, change tables.
2. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
3. After he describes each special, you shout, "Sucks!"
4. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
5. End your order with: "……and a verse of killing me softly"
6. Sit down and when the waiter asks for your order say 'Actually, I'm not hungry, I ate before I came…..can I have the cheque please?'
7. Tie tablecloth around your neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
8. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
9. As he walks back to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna take a leak in
the chowder!"
10. Speak to the waiter in Korean (or
any other alternative) and get one of your friends to translate
for you, occasionally exclaiming "I will not ask for that
you dirty boy…!"