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It has come to our attention that there is a new incredibly dangerous virus
that has been going round lately. This virus will not only ruin your
enjoyment of using your computer but will pervade into other areas of your
life, making you irritable, giving you too much to do, causing you to be
tired and generally getting in your way of having a good time. You may have
already heard of this virus, its name is "Work". I beg you not to accept any
"Work" of any kind from now on whether through a computer, on paper or just
by verbal instructions. You must not underestimate the ill effects that
"Work" will have on your life.
Sadly for many of you this message comes too late. Don't worry there is a
way you can get rid of this deadly virus. All you have to do is go down to
your local pub and buy a pint of beer and drink it. Repeat this last action
7 or 8 times and the desire to do what "Work" wants will be the last thing
on your mind.
Remember "work" is evil, its wrong and together we can destroy it
completely.