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A really stupid woman had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motions for her to pull over. When she did, he
got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of
the road and gruffly commanded the woman "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He
then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin
on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny?" "Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out
of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a
smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He get his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she is laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and
gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turn around and she is laughing so
hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the woman.
She replied. "Every time you weren't looking,
I stepped outside the circle!"
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