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1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
8. Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
9. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
10. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
11. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
12. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
18. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
19. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
20. Read the dictionary
upside down and look for secret messages.