Top 10 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word

"Pants":

1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the

presence of my old master.

2) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or

down.

3) I find your lack of pants disturbing.

4) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest

we use it.

5) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

6) Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought

on board.

7) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more

heavily guarded than this.

8) Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control

of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

9) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

10)You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.


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