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1. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think
we've got a Code 3 in the furniture department," and see what happens.
3.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
4. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other
aisles.
5. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why
won't you people just leave me alone?"
6. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.
7. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
8. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
9. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
10.. Go to an empty
checkout stand and try to check people out.
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