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1.Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
2. Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your
hand and tell the priest.
3. Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the pews ahead of
you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble
that made it to the front
4. Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the
front, under the pews, without being noticed.
5. Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the lavatory.
6. If the sermon goes on for more than 15 minutes, start blowing bubbles.
7. Imagine you are 4 years old.
8. Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.
9. Try to raise one eyebrow.
10. Twiddle your
neighbours thumbs.