Top 15 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate-

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I

borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a

bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Oooh, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop something large

into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under

the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"

10. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet

paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,

could you kick that back over here, please?

12. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

13. Say, "Oh no, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what

am I gonna do?"

14. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt

cheeks.

15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you

can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

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