1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I
borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew
I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've
never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say,
"Oh no!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Oooh, this
water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop something large
into the toilet bowl from
a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did
that get there?"
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under
the stall walls of your
neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"
10. Say," Interesting....more
sinkers than floaters"
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back
over here, please?
12. Say, "C'mon Mr.
Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
13. Say, "Oh no, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what
am I gonna do?"
14. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt
cheeks.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you
can see your neighbor and
say, "Peek-a-boo!"