Top 10 Things To Do In A Lift....

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_{TOP
10 THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT}

_{1. Hold the doors
open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let
the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"}

_{2. Move your desk
in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have
an appointment.}

_{3. Lay down a Twister
mat and ask people if they'd like to play.}

_{4. Leave a box in
the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something
ticking.}

_{5. Stand really close
to someone, sniffing them occasionally.}

_{6. Call out, "group
hug!" then enforce it.}

_{7. Grimace painfully
while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all
of you, just shut up!"}

_{8. Crack open your
briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough
air in there?"}

_{9. Stare at another
passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one
of THEM!" and back away slowly.}

_{10. Stare, grinning
at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have
new socks on."

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