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1. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
2. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.
3. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
4. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
5. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
6. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
8. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
9. Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
10. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"
11. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
12. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
13. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
14. Lean against the button panel.
15. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
16. Pull your chewing gum out of your mouth in long strings.
17. Make explosion
noises when anyone presses a button.
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