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1. Make your mobile phone ring and have a pretend conversation involving backup cars, plan A and Plan B, the cops and all the loot.
2. Offer your food/drink around to people you don't know in quiet parts of the film.
3. Sit on the back row and throw popcorn and food at people in front of you.
4. If the seats are sloped towards the front, pour your drink on the floor so people at the front get puddles forming at their feet.
5. Make noises corresponding to the film, for example: If there is jungle scene, make loads of weird animal noises.
6. Burst out crying in the middle of the film and shout 'my life is ruined! What am I supposed to do?'
7. Start trying to guess what the people in the film are going to say next and when you get it wrong, moan and say 'ill be right next time'
8. When first entering the cinema, walk right up to the screen and do the YMCA actions and then sit down quietly. Or even better, get a group of about 6 people and stand/sit at various places around the cinema. During the trailers stand up and do a huge synchronized YMCA, run around and then sit down.
9. Walk in casually commenting to your friend about how you can't believe you saw Leonardo Di Caprio (for girls)/Britney Spears (for guys) outside the cinema, and then see how many people run out to check.
10. If you go in
with a group of boys and girls, sit at the back and then at one
point in the film, make a huge slap noise and get one of the girls
to shout out 'GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DIRTY IDIOT'. Then get
one of the guys to start crying. See what response you get…..