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1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor.
2. Go to the mall with your roomate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off.
3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it.
4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
5. Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roomate enters or leaves the room, plant a big wet one on his/her lips.
6. Hang a stocking with your roomates name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If s/he asks, say "you've been very naughty this year."
7. Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roomate's friends "give it a yank."
8. Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (i.e., "You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last night.")
9. Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.
10. Ring jingle bells maniacally saying "every time a bell rings an angel gets his/her wings."
11. Give your roomate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song.
12. Build a snowperson with your roomate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically "it didn't work!"
13. Stand in front of the mirror reciting "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" over and over in your underwear.
14. Tear down all your roomate's Christmas decorations yelling "Bah Humbug!"
15. Smoke mistle-toe.
16. Watch your roomate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing, "he sees you when you're sleeping..."
17. Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your roommate asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here, there's no room at the inn."
18. When your roomate
goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her posessions. Tell him/her
that Santa's elves must have done it.