10 Fun Things To Do At A Bowling Alley

1. Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behaviour until forcefully thrown out.

2. Play bowls (that is bocci ball for American people) with extra lane balls.

3. Hide behind the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.

4. Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream

STEEEEEEEEERIKE.

5. Blatantly Underscore yourself, then accuse the other team of cheating.

6. When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and take his ball.

7. Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone.

8. Walk around asking people why they are here, do this the whole night.

9. Name your ball something like "KILLER", Openly boast to everyone how

great you are, bowl terribly. Do this all night.

10. Put ice cream in the finger holes of the oppositions bowling ball.

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