BEER HORMONE

Yesterday, a scientist from the USDA suggested that

men should take a look at their beer consumption,

considering the results of a recent analysis that

revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into

women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed six pints of

beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the

men gained weight, required frequent visits to the

bathroom, talked excessively without making sense,

became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to

think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused

to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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