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1. Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if
he has a crowbar
2. Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking
refreshed
3. Tap at the windows, saying "Looks pretty tough" then ask someone if they
have a bat you could use to test.
4. Disco dance in the aisle
5. Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, and mingle
with a first class guy as if you were long-lost friends
6. Give someone a coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I
don't"
7. Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're
out of toilet paper! Stewardess!"
8. Lead a revolt against the first class passengers
9. When two people kiss in the film, belch real loud
10. When there's any nudity, say "Hey! He/she must be real cold!"
11. With the person next to you, discuss cannabilism among airline crash
passengers on deserted islands
12. Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire
as to why the fuel dial says "e"
13. Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do the
call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the
world
14. With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then
look relieved and say "Nevermind. Do you have any towels?"
15. Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!"
16. Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're
Kevin Costner or Goldie Hawn (This best when the person looks nothing
like the movie star in question)
17. Pretend you're flying the plane
18. Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong
to a biker gang
19. Yell to someone "Is it time to hijack the plane yet?"
20. To the person next to you, say "It's amazing that they didn't notice
the grenade in my
luggage.
Extra Bonus One!!!
21. Go to the toilet,and when you flush it and the vacuum flush
starts to work, open the toilet door while it is still flushing
and you get a whooshing sound just like the main cabin depressurising!
(Thanks to Tom for that one!)
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